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SEC Power Rankings: Stealing Saban, Swinging Richt, Spanking Sumlin

The SEC Power Rankings are grumpy today, because brake jobs cost way too dang much. Makes a man want to steal something. Like, I dunno… ––––– Team (Pvs): Comment 1. Alabama (1): …maybe a cardboard cutout of Nick Saban? It was

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SEC Power Rankings: Will Jared Lorenzen Weigh In This Weekend?

Hey, the SEC Power Rankings are here again, and we’ve got some change at the top. That’s what happens when you play such a pansy schedule, LSU – and when Alabama beats Arkansas 52-0 on the road. Here we go.

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SEC Power Rankings: Live Tigers, Hipster Offenses, & My Long-Held Insecurities

Welcome, my people, to the first edition of my SEC Power Rankings, which are not to be taken the least bit seriously. Let’s be honest: The rankings are merely a prop allowing me to make bad jokes and stupid pop-culture

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