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SEC Power Rankings: Adult Diapers, Cockfighting and ‘The Idaho Job’

After taking last week off to consume much turkey and Egg Bowl-ness, the SEC Power Rankings make their return. It’s the final set of rankings for the regular season; I might do one more after the bowls, but maybe not.

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SEC Power Rankings: U-G-L-Y, You Ain’t Got No Alibi…

Hey yo, people, it’s time for the SEC Power Rankings again, and there’s a lot of ugly in this installment, including some ugly language from a certain Kentucky football coach. Just the fact I cite Bl–cher Rep-rt makes this entry

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SEC Power Rankings: Stealing Saban, Swinging Richt, Spanking Sumlin

The SEC Power Rankings are grumpy today, because brake jobs cost way too dang much. Makes a man want to steal something. Like, I dunno… ––––– Team (Pvs): Comment 1. Alabama (1): …maybe a cardboard cutout of Nick Saban? It was

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SEC Power Rankings: A Very Harry Potter Hallowe’en

Hallowe’en approacheth (just six days away!), which gives me a great excuse to do a Harry Potter-themed Power Rankings. It has the Bob Carskadon stamp of approval, so it’s legit. What I’ve done is taken SEC players and coaches and

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SEC Power Rankings: Suplexes, Lee Corso in Jorts, and ‘Johnny Football’ is Gonna Die

Hey, y’all remember that time I dropped Alabama from my No. 1 spot and replaced it with South Carolina? NO, YOU DON’T ACTUALLY. ––––– Team (Pvs): Comment 1. Alabama (2): So apparently Nick Saban does not approve of his players

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SEC Power Rankings: Even Great Players Can Have Terrible Nicknames

As promised, I’ve shaken up the ol’ SEC Power Rankings this week. They were due for a reconfiguration, mainly because my previous rankings were just wack. Something to note: I have Georgia rated higher than South Carolina, and LSU higher

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SEC Power Rankings: In Which Louis Watson’s Parents Call Auburn’s Plays

You know what the SEC Power Rankings need? A pointless, irrelevant music-related hook. Just because. I picked up an album last night by a new band called Discount Guns, and if you like the raw, immensely satisfying sounds of the

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On the Links: Russell’s Evolution; Notebook; Around the SEC

This week’s game: MSU (2-0) at Troy (1-1), Saturday, 6 p.m., ESPN3.com (Shawn Kenny and John Bunting) ––––– In today’s Journal you can find the usual coverage from Monday’s football press conference. A big topic of discussion was Tyler Russell, who was

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Game Day Eve: MSU Prepares for Unknowns

This week’s game: Auburn (0-1, 0-0 SEC) at MSU (1-0, 0-0), Saturday, 11 a.m., ESPN/ESPN3.com (Dave Pasch, Brian Griese and Jenn Brown) ––––– We’ve probably said everything that’s to be said about the import of this game for MSU and Dan Mullen. We’ve

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SEC Teleconference: Mullen, Chizik Speak

We got to chat with Dan Mullen one last time before Saturday’s SEC opener against Auburn (11 a.m., ESPN), and we spoke with Auburn coach Gene Chizik, too. It was the SEC coaches teleconference, of course, and I have some highlights for

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On the Links: Battling Auburn, History; Notebook; Around the SEC

This week’s game: Auburn (0-1, 0-0 SEC) at MSU (1-0, 0-0), Saturday, 11 a.m., ESPN (Dave Pasch, Brian Griese and Jenn Brown) ––––– Good morning, happy shiny people. It’s Tuesday, which means I have some important linkage for you. Dan Mullen held his

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