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SEC Power Rankings: Adult Diapers, Cockfighting and ‘The Idaho Job’

After taking last week off to consume much turkey and Egg Bowl-ness, the SEC Power Rankings make their return. It’s the final set of rankings for the regular season; I might do one more after the bowls, but maybe not.

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SEC Power Rankings: Stealing Saban, Swinging Richt, Spanking Sumlin

The SEC Power Rankings are grumpy today, because brake jobs cost way too dang much. Makes a man want to steal something. Like, I dunno… ––––– Team (Pvs): Comment 1. Alabama (1): …maybe a cardboard cutout of Nick Saban? It was

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SEC Power Rankings: Let’s Make a T-Shirt About It

I’m glad everyone enjoyed last week’s Harry Potter-themed SEC Power Rankings. There is no theme this week, I’m afraid, but one team did make a big jump in the rankings. Who? Hint: The head coach’s name rhymes with “bark licked.” –––––

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Game Day Eve: Bulldogs Try to Solve McCarron

This week’s game: No. 13 MSU (7-0, 3-0 SEC) at No. 1 Alabama (7-0, 4-0), Saturday, 7:30 p.m., ESPN (Brad Nessler, Todd Blackledge and Holly Rowe) ––––– There are a lot of things MSU needs to do well to beat Alabama, and

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SEC Power Rankings: A Very Harry Potter Hallowe’en

Hallowe’en approacheth (just six days away!), which gives me a great excuse to do a Harry Potter-themed Power Rankings. It has the Bob Carskadon stamp of approval, so it’s legit. What I’ve done is taken SEC players and coaches and

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On the Links: Opinion Offering, Saban Speaks, Turnovers

This week’s game: No. 13 MSU (7-0, 3-0 SEC) at No. 1 Alabama (7-0, 4-0), Saturday, 7:30 p.m., ESPN (Brad Nessler, Todd Blackledge and Holly Rowe) ––––– Forget what Vegas says and what conventional wisdom tells you: MSU has a chance

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SEC Teleconference: Saban, Alabama Prepping for ‘Best Team We’ve Played’

As you’re probably aware, it’s Wednesday, which means the SEC’s football coaches are hopping on the phone for their weekly teleconference. We’ve already spoken with Nick Saban, coach of No. 1 Alabama. The Crimson Tide will host No. 13 MSU on

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Mullen Press Conference Transcript: Alabama, Alabama, Alabama

This week’s game: No. 13 MSU (7-0, 3-0 SEC) at No. 1 Alabama (7-0, 4-0), Saturday, 7:30 p.m., ESPN (Brad Nessler play-by-play, Todd Blackledge analyst, Holly Rowe sideline) ––––– Dan Mullen held his weekly press conference today, and since it’s Alabama week

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First Look: Bulldogs Brace for No. 1 Alabama

This week’s game: No. 13 MSU (7-0, 3-0 SEC) at No. 1 Alabama (7-0, 4-0), Saturday, 7:30 p.m., ESPN ––––– Alabama week has begun. And so begins the five-game closing stretch that will give us a greater measure of this

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SEC Power Rankings: Suplexes, Lee Corso in Jorts, and ‘Johnny Football’ is Gonna Die

Hey, y’all remember that time I dropped Alabama from my No. 1 spot and replaced it with South Carolina? NO, YOU DON’T ACTUALLY. ––––– Team (Pvs): Comment 1. Alabama (2): So apparently Nick Saban does not approve of his players

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SEC Power Rankings: Hey, Let’s Call Up Dabo Swinney

You know, Nick Saban has commented on how people are hyping up his team too much, so I’m gonna do the man a favor and drop Alabama down in my power rankings. Gasp! I know, right? Ah, what the heck, it’s

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