Hey yo, people, it’s time for the SEC Power Rankings again, and there’s a lot of ugly in this installment, including some ugly language from a certain Kentucky football coach. Just the fact I cite Bl–cher Rep-rt makes this entry…
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SEC Power Rankings: U-G-L-Y, You Ain’t Got No Alibi…
Tagged with: alabama, andrew gribble, arkansas, auburn, bert jones, dorial green-beckham, florida, football, frank caliendo, gene chizik, georgia, james franklin, johnny manziel, joker phillips, jon gruden, kentucky, lsu, mike gundy, missouri, msu, ole miss, sec power rankings, south carolina, tennessee, texas a&m, vanderbilt, western carolina, wofford
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SEC Power Rankings: Stealing Saban, Swinging Richt, Spanking Sumlin
The SEC Power Rankings are grumpy today, because brake jobs cost way too dang much. Makes a man want to steal something. Like, I dunno… ––––– Team (Pvs): Comment 1. Alabama (1): …maybe a cardboard cutout of Nick Saban? It was…
Tagged with: alabama, arkansas, auburn, bobby hebert, bobby petrino, brent pease, florida, football, gene chizik, georgia, jimmy johnson, john calipari, john mckay, joker phillips, kenny miles, kentucky, kliff kingsbury, les koenning, lsu, mark richt, missouri, msu, nick saban, ole miss, robert nkemdiche, sec power rankings, south carolina, tennessee, texas a&m, vanderbilt
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SEC Power Rankings: Let’s Make a T-Shirt About It
I’m glad everyone enjoyed last week’s Harry Potter-themed SEC Power Rankings. There is no theme this week, I’m afraid, but one team did make a big jump in the rankings. Who? Hint: The head coach’s name rhymes with “bark licked.” –––––…
Tagged with: alabama, arkansas, auburn, clemson, derek dooley, florida, football, georgia, harry potter, johnny manziel, kentucky, lsu, mark richt, missouri, msu, new mexico state, nick saban, ole miss, robbie caldwell, scooby doo, sec power rankings, south carolina, steve spurrier, tennessee, texas a&m, vanderbilt
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SEC Power Rankings: A Very Harry Potter Hallowe’en
Hallowe’en approacheth (just six days away!), which gives me a great excuse to do a Harry Potter-themed Power Rankings. It has the Bob Carskadon stamp of approval, so it’s legit. What I’ve done is taken SEC players and coaches and…
Tagged with: alabama, arkansas, auburn, bob carskadon, derek dooley, florida, football, frank bryce, gene chizik, georgia, harry potter, hugh freeze, isaiah crowell, james franklin, joe cox, john l. smith, johnny manziel, johnthan banks, kentucky, lsu, mark richt, missouri, morgan newton, msu, nick saban, ole miss, sec power rankings, south carolina, steve spurrier, tennessee, texas a&m, tim tebow, urban meyer, vanderbilt, will muschamp, zach mettenberger
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SEC Power Rankings: Hey, Let’s Call Up Dabo Swinney
You know, Nick Saban has commented on how people are hyping up his team too much, so I’m gonna do the man a favor and drop Alabama down in my power rankings. Gasp! I know, right? Ah, what the heck, it’s…
Tagged with: aaron murray, alabama, arkansas, auburn, clemson, dabo swinney, derek dooley, florida, football, georgia, georgia state, hugh freeze, joker phillips, kentucky, kevin sumlin, les miles, lsu, mayans, missouri, msu, nick saban, ole miss, sec power rankings, south carolina, steve spurrier, tennessee, terry bowden, texas a&m, tommy tuberville, tyler wilson, vanderbilt
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SEC Power Rankings: Even Great Players Can Have Terrible Nicknames
As promised, I’ve shaken up the ol’ SEC Power Rankings this week. They were due for a reconfiguration, mainly because my previous rankings were just wack. Something to note: I have Georgia rated higher than South Carolina, and LSU higher…
Tagged with: alabama, arkansas, auburn, brad pitt, derek dooley, dorial green-beckham, doug pitt, florida, football, gene chizik, georgia, honey badger, hugh freeze, james franklin, jason kirk, john l. smith, johnny manziel, joker phillips, keith marshall, kentucky, lee corso, lerentee mccray, les miles, lsu, missouri, monty python, msu, nick saban, ole miss, pat dye, sal sunseri, sec power rankings, south carolina, tennessee, texas a&m, todd gurley, vanderbilt
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SEC Power Rankings: The Dark [Insert Name] Rises
Hey there, people. It’s late, but here are this week’s SEC Power Rankings. They probably go down better with a nightcap anyway. Enjoy. ––––– Team (Pvs): Comment 1. Alabama (1): Nick Saban apparently is impervious to the inspirational words of…
Tagged with: aaron murray, alabama, alec ogletree, arkansas, auburn, bacarri rambo, calvin broadus, d.j. swearinger, dalai lama, derrick brodus, dorial beckham-green, florida, football, georgia, jadeveon clowney, john l. smith, johnny manziel, joker phillips, kentucky, les miles, liz honey, lsu, maxwell smith, missouri, msu, nick saban, ole miss, sec power rankings, snoop dogg, snoop lion, south carolina, tennessee, texas a&m, tim tebow, tulane, vanderbilt
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SEC Power Rankings: Will Jared Lorenzen Weigh In This Weekend?
Hey, the SEC Power Rankings are here again, and we’ve got some change at the top. That’s what happens when you play such a pansy schedule, LSU – and when Alabama beats Arkansas 52-0 on the road. Here we go.…
Tagged with: alabama, arkansas, auburn, brent pease, bulldogs, chris smith, d.j. swearinger, derek dooley, edsbs, florida, football, gary pinkel, georgia, idaho, james franklin, jared lorenzen, joker phillips, jordan rodgers, kentucky, kevin sumlin, lsu, mel kiper, missouri, msu, nick saban, ole miss, paul finebaum, robb akey, sec power rankings, south carolina, south carolina state, tennessee, texas, texas a&m, todd grantham, troy, tyler wilson, tyrone prothro, uab, vanderbilt
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