After taking last week off to consume much turkey and Egg Bowl-ness, the SEC Power Rankings make their return. It’s the final set of rankings for the regular season; I might do one more after the bowls, but maybe not.…
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SEC Power Rankings: Adult Diapers, Cockfighting and ‘The Idaho Job’
Tagged with: alabama, arkansas, auburn, bbva compass bowl, clemson, dan mullen, dennis dodd, duke, egg bowl, florida, gene chizik, georgia, idaho, johnny manziel, kentucky, les miles, lsu, mark stoops, mark wahlberg, missouri, msu, nick saban, ole miss, paul petrino, ray mckinnon, south carolina, steve spurrier, tennessee, texas a&m, vanderbilt, will muschamp
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SEC Power Rankings: Let’s Make a T-Shirt About It
I’m glad everyone enjoyed last week’s Harry Potter-themed SEC Power Rankings. There is no theme this week, I’m afraid, but one team did make a big jump in the rankings. Who? Hint: The head coach’s name rhymes with “bark licked.” –––––…
Tagged with: alabama, arkansas, auburn, clemson, derek dooley, florida, football, georgia, harry potter, johnny manziel, kentucky, lsu, mark richt, missouri, msu, new mexico state, nick saban, ole miss, robbie caldwell, scooby doo, sec power rankings, south carolina, steve spurrier, tennessee, texas a&m, vanderbilt
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SEC Power Rankings: A Very Harry Potter Hallowe’en
Hallowe’en approacheth (just six days away!), which gives me a great excuse to do a Harry Potter-themed Power Rankings. It has the Bob Carskadon stamp of approval, so it’s legit. What I’ve done is taken SEC players and coaches and…
Tagged with: alabama, arkansas, auburn, bob carskadon, derek dooley, florida, football, frank bryce, gene chizik, georgia, harry potter, hugh freeze, isaiah crowell, james franklin, joe cox, john l. smith, johnny manziel, johnthan banks, kentucky, lsu, mark richt, missouri, morgan newton, msu, nick saban, ole miss, sec power rankings, south carolina, steve spurrier, tennessee, texas a&m, tim tebow, urban meyer, vanderbilt, will muschamp, zach mettenberger
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SEC Power Rankings: Hey, Let’s Call Up Dabo Swinney
You know, Nick Saban has commented on how people are hyping up his team too much, so I’m gonna do the man a favor and drop Alabama down in my power rankings. Gasp! I know, right? Ah, what the heck, it’s…
Tagged with: aaron murray, alabama, arkansas, auburn, clemson, dabo swinney, derek dooley, florida, football, georgia, georgia state, hugh freeze, joker phillips, kentucky, kevin sumlin, les miles, lsu, mayans, missouri, msu, nick saban, ole miss, sec power rankings, south carolina, steve spurrier, tennessee, terry bowden, texas a&m, tommy tuberville, tyler wilson, vanderbilt
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On the Links: Opinion Offering; Around the SEC
This week’s game: Tennessee (3-2, 0-2 SEC) at No. 19 MSU (5-0, 2-0), Saturday, 8 p.m., ESPN2 (Joe Tessitore, Matt Millen and Allison Williams) ––––– Seems like I’ve discussed this before, but in today’s opinion offering I ponder what to make of this MSU…
Tagged with: chad bumphis, clemson, dabo swinney, derek dooley, football, kentucky, ladarius perkins, msu, south alabama, south carolina, steve spurrier, tennessee, tyler russell
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SEC Power Rankings: Live Tigers, Hipster Offenses, & My Long-Held Insecurities
Welcome, my people, to the first edition of my SEC Power Rankings, which are not to be taken the least bit seriously. Let’s be honest: The rankings are merely a prop allowing me to make bad jokes and stupid pop-culture…
Tagged with: alabama, arkansas, auburn, bangles, brent pease, brett causey, brian vangorder, bulldogs, central arkansas, connor shaw, derek dooley, dewayne cherrington, florida, football, georgia, john clayton, john l. smith, kent state, kentucky, lsu, mike price, missouri, msu, nick james, nick saban, oklahoma, ole miss, power rankings, sec, south carolina, stephen garcia, steve sarkisian, steve spurrier, tennessee, texas a&m, ul-monroe, utep, vanderbilt, washington
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